This Guy Has Some [Insert My Maiden Name Here] in Him (Part II)

So back in the summer, I reported that AJ had some [Insert My Maiden Name Here] in him because he likes to stay up late. He also is displaying another key defining [Insert My Maiden Name Here] trait, which is a huge love of cheese. Not the weird, fancy cheeses that restaurants serve for dessert, but the basics like colby, cheddar, jack, swiss, and his favorite, mozzarella. He vacuums up shredded organic mozzarella cheese and would eat it five times a day if you let him. Despite our efforts to clean it up, there are almost always a couple of pieces of rubbery shredded cheese found in random places around our house, like stuck to the bathroom floor or the back of my t-shirt. When I was about 8, I distinctly remember being at a friend's house when her older sister said "If I had to choose one food and one drink and that was all I could have for the rest of my life, it totally would be Doritos and Dr. Pepper." (It was definitely the 80s.) If AJ could choose his own foods, I think he would live off of nothing but shredded mozzarella cheese and graham crackers.